Collection of debate tweets

-- Whew. Romney and Obama camps finally agree they'll answer debate followup questions from moderator Candy Crowley, but they can only be in true-false form, and each candidate gets three lifelines.

 -- You're probably wondering how they're luring 80 or so of America's best and brightest undecided voters to the debate tonight. Trails of Skittles, fake lottery tickets and assorted shiny objects leading to the hall from bars, shopping malls and Chuck E. Cheeses.

 -- "I will label China a currency manipulator." Boom, election won!

 -- A 12 million point plan that's gonna create five jobs? Did I hear that right? 

 --  Be sure to watch the debate on MSNBC. Pretty cool technology -- they've hooked up a monitor to Chris Matthews' thigh with real-time onscreen reading to see if Obama gives him that old thrill up his leg.

 -- "I can't find my effing flag pin!" -- Obama, freaking out backstage.

--  If Obama loses tonight, Hillary Clinton already has prepared a statement accepting the blame.

 -- Tonight's drinking game: Drink a shot every time one of these undecided voters asks a question that makes you say, "screw voter ID laws; how 'bout voter IQ laws."

 -- Idea for next town-hall debate: Replace stools with those deep leather chairs that make that hilarious farting sound when candidates struggle out of them.

-- I think Obama almost dropped a "Mitt, you ignorant slut" there.

 -- Idea for next town-hall debate: Replace stools with those deep leather chairs that make that hilarious farting sound when candidates struggle out of them.

 -- I'm not saying this thing is getting a little tedious, but Bush 41 just stepped onto the stage and looked at his watch.

-- Note to both candidates: The white suburban woman voter in my household really hates it when men interrupt. I mean, really a lot.

--  Oh snap. Daniel Day Lewis as Lincoln just took the stage, and he's mopping up the floor with these two! You go, Abe!

-- And with that, 82 undecided voters file out into the Long Island night, agreeing that was the most spirited live stage show of “I Spy” ever.