Hey #Abdul, I left the #packages for #Mohammed to pick up and take to #Chicago and #NewYork per your instructions. By the way, #Bubba and #Vern got a tank of #anhydrous after the #TeaParty meeting. Although they #burned some #Korans, they don't really hate #Muslims; they just like to #burn shit -- almost as much as they like to send threatening #letters to #federal #judges and to #refuse to #pay #incometaxes. Oh yeah, their amusement at the #cat photos you posted on #Facebook was #explosive. Gotta go, it's my turn on #WordswithFriends games against #PatRobertson and #MichaelMoore. #Allah #Akbar, #God bless you, Say No to #Keystonepipeline and Go #Heat! -- How to troll the #NSA, and presumably open several new files on yourself, using Facebook's new #hashtags.