Cardinals agree on ... RULES OF THE #CONCLAVE

1st RULE: You do not talk (or tweet) about the CONCLAVE
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk (or tweet) about the CONCLAVE.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, grab the defibrillator immediately and call IX I I. (After all, average age of this group is 70something.)
4th RULE: No outside food or drink and no electronic devices. (And, yes, Bibles will be inspected for hidden compartments.)
5th RULE: Don't bogart that incense.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Conclave will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: Only one pope soap on a rope souvenir per cardinal.