Now, now, Chiefs' fans, if you could back in history, you would NOT strangle the baby Scott Pioli in his crib. I mean, it's a baby, man, and that's not who you are. But if you could go back not quite so far in history and be a guidance counselor at his high school, you'd definitely steer him into another line of work. Like coal mining, or bomb defusing, or at least the NHL.