"It's exhausting to have so much potential." --@$&! My Teenage Daughter Says After Being Buttered Up By Admissions Staff on Her First College Visit

Campus visits with your high schooler are God's way of humbling and terrifying you with memories of the stupid, dangerous and maybe illegal things you did in college.

Driving through cattle country means never having to apologize for farting in the car.

That'll do, businesses still bragging about your websites being available 24-7. That'll do.

My very organized wife started labeling my lunch items with Weight Watchers points a couple of weeks ago. For the first couple of days before I caught on, I thought that was the order she wanted me to eat my food. "What a control freak," I thought -- and then, of course, spread my lunch out accordingly and ate it in exactly that order. One does not stay married for going-on 30 years without accepting that not everything has to make sense.

"Join the club of people I disappointed today." -- $#@! My Teenage Daughter Says

Crap, Rex is a Bengal? Well, that's that, I guess. How long before he gets arrested?