Thursday, January 31, 2013

Consensus among supporters and opponents seems to be that Hagel did badly today. In fact, it was maybe the worst performance by a Nebraskan on defense since Kevin Cosgrove, 2007 vs. K-State.
The Jewish lobby ain't nothin' but the waiting area at the American Israel Public Affairs Committee's office -- joke Hagel maybe shoulda opened with today.
I don't always skid into a 180-degree turn on the ice, but when I do, I avoid eye contact with other drivers and head off in the opposite direction like that's what I intended all along.
It'd sure be a shame if these PED allegations hurt Ray Lewis's reputation.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

"I said I am"? No, that's not it. "Said I, I am"? Still, no. "I am, I said"? Yes! "And no one heard me,  not even the ... toaster"? No. "The coffeepot"? Nope, not quite. "The chair"? Yes, the chair! -- Behind the Music, Neil Diamond, the writing process
So, Iran is putting monkeys into space now but we still can't figure out how to make drones that remove snow?
Internet must be sluggish this morning. I can't find any Photoshops of Ray Lewis wearing deer antlers yet.