Saturday, November 10, 2012

Beaucoup Boku (Coach Pelini's occasional reflections, in haiku form):

Phew! But recurring
weird nightmare: struck unable
to say "execute"
Beaucoup Boku (Coach Pelini's occasional reflections, in haiku form):

Penn State. Blue state, right?
Nice win, pinkos, but here comes
(Big) Red state revenge
Thus does a new euphemism emerge from Washington. To wit: "My life might suck, but at least the FBI isn't investigating my secret mistress."

Friday, November 9, 2012

A special edition of Kiffinku (USC coach's reflections, in haiku form):

Deflating balls is
illegal? No clue. Can I
INflate QB's hands?
Sweet Lord, what if CVS pharmacy starts opening frozen-yogurt shops too?
I can't get no satisfaction -- especially on my grammar quizzes.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

I’ll bet a very carefully worded constitutional amendment giving same-sex couples the right to marry and smoke weed as long as they are hunters or fisherpeople might just pass in Nebraska.