Everyone has their own expectations for what Heaven is like, I reckon. As for me, I'm pretty sure it's like that moment when you start your car up for an eight-and-a-half minute drive just as "Won't Get Fooled Again" is starting on the radio.

Beaucoup Bo-ku (Coach Pelini's occasional assessment in haiku form):

Honoring T.O.,
read my lips Saturday night:
"dad-f---ing-gummit."

Boys, please, if you're gonna trash talk, make sure you do so in an environmentally sensitive way. #huskers #badgers

Husker Nation, get to the stadium early to have time to change into fans' alternative uniforms. Supposed to be a surprise, but rumor is it involves red spandex. Lots and lots of red spandex. Yech. Memorial Stadium is really going to be bursting at the seams tonight, eh?

Tempting though it is, dadgummit, no, Husker fans, sneaking rocks into Memorial Stadium Saturday and skipping them across the field toward the Badgers' sideline is not acceptable fan behavior.

Facebook says it's International Book Week and I'm supposed to grab the book nearest me and share a line from it. Ironic, huh? Thanks to Facebook, there's never a book near me anymore. :(

Everyone has their own expectations for what Heaven is like, I reckon. As for me, I'm pretty sure it's like that moment when you start your car up for an eight-and-a-half minute drive just as "Won't Get Fooled Again" is starting on the radio.