Poor Tom Cruise is so stressed about divorce he called John Travolta for a masseur recommendation.

LeBron wins a title, college presidents OK a football playoff system, Supreme Court upholds Obamacare. Rivers and seas boiling, 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

I had no idea it took a formal vote to be in contempt of Congress. Is there an online application I need to fill out or what?

Trying to figure out what it all means today, I think I speak for all Americans when I say: God, I miss Schoolhouse Rock. #SCOTUS

I'm not a constitutional law expert. I just play one on social media. #SCOTUS

Bloody but unbowed, Jon Bruning calls news conference to announce he'll run against John Roberts in 2014.

"Noted actor delights prez w/ courtesy call at Ford's Theater box." #InWithaBang – CNN tweet, April 14, 1865