I'd like to call my local oldies station to request a song, but they're giving away tickets to callers for a Jefferson Starship concert this month, so I just can't take the risk.

Oy. My Cubbed-up news feed today already has me missing last week's gayed-up one.

Feeling a little sad tonight, thinking about all those little chick and bunny funerals today.

Thrilling crossover surprise last night as Matthew Crawley and Lady Sybil put in an appearance on "The Walking Dead."

Wow, Pope Francis is really on a roll. He just won April Fools' Day with an email to the starchiest of his church's cardinals announcing a Third Vatican Council to begin May 1 to "really shake some things up."

Celebrate Opening Day: Scratch yourself and spit.

My God, as if the Kevin Ware injury isn't horrific enough, now we have Joe Theismann back in the media spotlight.