I KNEW there was something familiar about the Harlem Shake, and as soon as I saw the Huskers doing it, it hit me. Dug out video of the Big 10 title game and sure enough, our defense was onto this fad before everyone else!

The quality control inspectors at the PepsiCo plant have to do their Dew diligence.

A "serving size" of Thin Mints is 4 cookies. Yeah, right. I brush that much in crumbs out of my beard every time I pillage a box.

If you think the silences around me are awkward, wait 'til I start speaking.

Go home name a city that doesn't have an e in it, it's harder than you think. You're drunk.

So do we just get to goof off at Mass Sunday or what?

Just one day into this sequestered, popeless wasteland and already I can see I've miscalculated supplies for our bunker. The children are drawing straws to see who will venture to the surface to scavenge for more chocolate. Can anyone report on whether the walking dead are feeding right now?