Listening to sports talk radio hosts and their callers trying to figure out what went wrong with the Huskers Saturday night is akin to listening in on a bunch of first-year med students in a lab gathered around an especially bloody corpse trying to pin down the cause of death. In the end, the carcass is so completely torn asunder, how can you possibly tell?

The Big 10 announces that if the Huskers make it to the 2013 title game, it will be pay-per-view in Nebraska. No word yet how much they'll pay us to watch.

Jim Delany should rethink Big 10 alignment as it expands. How about a split into four divisions: Legends, Leaders, Lessers and Leasters?

The Pope starts tweeting Dec 12. Within a month, we're all gonna be pretty over his PBWY (Peace Be With You), STHM (Say 10 Hail Marys) and OMKPMAO (On My Knees Praying My ... well, you know.)

More bad news for the Huskers: Nebraska travel agencies and Pasadena tourist industry are suing them for malpractice, seeking millions in damages.

Guys, if you can’t grow a proper mustache but are still sporting that month-old wisp on your lip, you’re now doing Fuzzember. Give it up.

And now, for something completely different: a trip to Orlando for an ass-kicking by an SEC team.