Friday, November 2, 2012

John Sununu says Hagel endorsed Kerrey because he's "someone of his own gender."
Beaucoup Boku (Coach Pelini's occasional assessments, in haiku form):

A Big 10 title?
In the driver's seat, baby.
Jesus, take the wheel.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Chris Christie's sudden appearance at Obama's side in the final week of the campaign is the most stunning, unexpected late cameo by a big star since Kevin Spacey made his bloody entrance near the end of "Se7en."
Saints preserve us.
Tonight's game between the Chiefs and Chargers is the NFL's Throwback Game of the Week, as in: Please, dear God, throw it back.
Woke up with a nasty cough this morning. Is Candy Corn Lung a thing?
I, for one, welcome our new undecided suburban white women overlords.