I accept that I can't take it with me. But I sure would like to hang on to more of it while I'm here.

Choosing bacon-flavored baked beans from the store shelf, I found myself wondering: Why do they even make non-bacon-flavored food?

So, apparently Higgs boson is gonna crash the Internet tomorrow. Good job, stupid scientists; you couldn't just leave it alone, could you?

I got a head for business – though, sadly, not the one I happen to be in -- and a body for sin -- sloth and gluttony, to be specific. Story of my life.

Meantime, University of Wyoming animal scientist John Higgs seethes over the fact that his discovery of a new breed of bison was completely overshadowed this week.

So, a quark, a lepton and a boson walked into a bar. Mass confusion ensued.

Some people look at this week as having two Mondays, but I look at it as having two Fridays.