I don't have a problem with Rush Limbaugh being on the air, but perhaps his show should be renamed "The Dick Monologues."

I'm getting a little uncomfortable with all this reproduction talk. If we're gonna keep it up, let's divide into boys and girls; I'd prefer to get what I need to know from my 7th grade phys-ed teacher, Mr. Shaw.

Warning, friends: That "Rush Limbaugh Sex Video" e-mail link now making the rounds is not -- I repeat, NOT! -- a computer virus.

What does Rush Limbaugh know about sex anyway? Four marriages and all he's ever gotten is "Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache."

Headed to lunch with a buddy today. I'm insisting on Vietnamese; he can’t abide it, refuses to eat it. So, you see my quandary: friend or pho?

You know what I wish came around more than once every four years? Stories about how people born on Feb. 29 celebrate their birthdays. Soooo fascinating.

So, control of the U.S. Senate may hinge on the fact that the Oscars were so excruciatingly dull that Bob Kerrey found time during it to revisit with his wife the possibility of running? Wow. More proof that Hollywood really IS dominated by liberals, I guess. Brilliantly played, Tinseltown.